Monday, November 22, 2010

Before everything shuts down

Today I returned home from office at 6:45 PM. And by 6:50 opened up the laptop and logged into the office network and a popup

MyComputer : What the heck are you doing man?
User: I am working, don't disturb my train of thought.
MyComputer: What the heck man? It doesn't suit you. Haven't seen you work more than 6 hours a day.
User: Got some high priority stuff that needs to be completed before my vacation.
MyComputer: So what, you always push it back to your team lead and had them relax the deadlines.
User: Not this time bud. It's a challenge for me too you know ;)
MyComputer: It's a challenge for you but not for me. Don't put so much burden on me.
User: But..
MyComputer: Please close the browser and open up ITunes..there is a lovely song in the playlist.
User: Can't do it now
MyComputer : SFU...if you don't then I will do it.
User: You know there are two types of computers in the world. One that do as per the instructions entered by the user and one which do as they like. The former are well taken care of and long last. You decide which kind you are.
MyComputer : What the hell, you know there are 2 types of users in the world. One that use my species just for work and one kind who just use it for entertainment. You used to be the latter but you are fast becoming the former.
User: Alright man...if you persist, do as you want. I am just gonna use you for my work.

And there goes my Internet connection and browser. Everything shut down by itself, only Itunes which was already open was left open.